Under the knife

Well, I'm not a movie star (yet) but I'm aiming to act like one...I am getting plastic surgery! On February 3rd I will go in for a tummy tuck, rhinoplasty (maybe something MJ), and hell, I think I'll finally dye my hair blond, too!

Not fooling anyone am I? Ok, just having this pesky mole removed from my chin. Yay!

I already like the doctor. Here was the conversation we had at the end of the consult:

ME: About how much will this cost?

HIM: You don't have insurance?

ME: I have it but it won't be covered since it's elective surgery. There's nothing wrong with the mole.

HIM: Well, these things can become cancerous.

ME: I have had it looked at a couple of times, they all say it's not anything worry about.

HIM: Hm. Well, I disagree.

ME: You rock.

HIM: I'm the man.

Comments

musearegreat said…
wowyour brave to have plastic surgery I would never dare have plastic surgery!
Helen Ann said…
It's just a mole removal. Plastic surgery was recommended because it is on my face. Otherwise I'd just have it lasered off.